that poor bastard

this guy buys shitty rip off games made in china to review willingly for our amusement and for that i thank him and wish him better in the next life as one of these games will kill him soon.

sooooooooooooo confused

what the fuck is going on in this video? my japanese isn't that good and even when translated it will make less sense.  and with no further delay the weirdest vid from japan ever. at the end with that guy with a bar code around his head is a joke that makes no sense but in japan items for sale have a special code on them that cell phones can read and then bring up info on it)  

thank you danny choo for this new anime trailer. it looks great and has it's modern animation foot forward.

let the hateing comnse

so game radar has this little hate event for all the consoles this week and heres the first of hopefully many hate fests. i rock the Xbox360 and love me any nintendo hardware but i wouldn't buy the PS3 for just underline hate of sony.

it goes fast man so stop every so often to stop the vomiting.
oh and just got densha otoko (train man) vol 1 and if you haven't heard of it check the wiki. has good advice for the otaku on the opposite sex and how to date them. it will never work with me and kate T_T

the age old question

MAC or PC? which do you chose. the limited customization but great OS of the MAC or the hard core, custom make everything, gamer centered PC. me i've been using a PC since i can remember and have come to love all aspects of it even the cost of upgrading just to RUN ONE FUCKING GAME AND ONLY FAIL AND BREAK THE WHOLE FUCKING THING !!!!!!! (FUCK U CRYSIS!!!) so that's why i blog on some shitty old laptop (2005) but it's not a MAC but (again) i use the PC system and still love it but (again) i just installed the safari browser and hate to say it i like it. a lot (not as much as Kate). its interface is nice, shiny and overly simplified but thats nice and simplicity is nice when not wanting to put 6 hours of random interweb uses less complicated then i had made the last shit load of years. so if you don't know which to get my suggestion is steal one and if you don't like it sell it for weed. (joking) really don't do that, just install some of the MAC software on your PC or vise versa. sorry no vids, did have timez Gabe sleepy now :) (oh and if your wondering the spell chck for all text in the MAC system is great note all the correct spellingz of words) oh and did you know that Gabe is a spelling error and the damn system doesn't even have the full way to spell it (Gabriel) 

movie timez

i like adding z randomly to wordz. the british realy know how to make movies and simon pegg is in my opion is the funnist actor in that country (until graham norton begins his film career) and his new movie is comin soon heres the trailer.


here's his last movie trailer that i commanded you to see!!!


here's some pegg in shaun of the dead


last vid i promise. new zero puncuation review!!!!

bye :)

more anime songs! yea!

Clannad is one of my fvorite new animes and isn't comin state side for a while so find it subbed, (thats how i'm leran japanese) and it has a great end song like all animes (EXPECT ah! my goddess, those songs are shit!!! good show though)


not an anime song but the ending to portal is amazing so play it and see the song in english (the game is better then god!!! play it)so with no spoilers here is the song in japanese.


and finally my favorite band in teh world tokyo police club (their canadan). and here's my favorite song Citizens of tomorrow

don't know why the vids are red but ok Gabe sleep now:)

stuff

sooooooooo zombies are awesomes i love zombies just as much kate (cry) and being in a zombie movie is my long going fantasy and i think this vid is a parody of shaun of the dead, note the red on shirt and that song but i could be wrong, oh well. and if you've never seen shaun of the dead go and find it those brits know how to make movies. (see hot fuzz to)

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japan has been getting some well needed hate for its whale hunting and australia has been one of those bile spiters. the guys in the vid have a daily show kinda thing in australia and as a joke they decide to hunt japanese tourists its pretty funny. note all the fleeing japanese school girls :)

thank you random fansub dude with mic and karoke skills

lucky star has a weird ending song that sounds like it makes sense in japanese but when you learn what it really means it will make you question if the composer of the song had inhaled anything illegal. this dude translated it perfectly and to him i thank

evil is coming to japan

so in amercan fast food joints have 4 sizes for the food and drinks because their fat idiots. and mcdonalds seems that moore countries should be fat and they have set their sights on japan.

the top has the versions of the most popular bugers and thing on the left.

in other japan stuff you don't care about i found a new show set to air soon that looks like the bastard child of the fourth die hard, transformers, and 24. this in my mind looks like shit so don't look any ferther then this trailer. Gabesleep now:)object height="355" width="425">

go speed racer go!

heres a pic from the train conductor cafethat liked u can debate who's the cutest but i go with the one tothe right in black.

k so i've been upsets with japan for as long as i can remember and speed racer is one of the causes. so with the annocment of a live action speed racer movie directed by my favorite action directors whose name i can't spell and i am to lazy to find, i was happy, very happy, creepily happy. the international trailer just came out and sows more of the racing. the first vid is the original trailer then the international trailer. check to see the differences.

i like the first more so i won't so u the other :P
The god of video game reviews just released he new review of Burnout paradise watch it now!

oh almost forgot just got into that school I've been tring to go to and now i can burn my bridges at my current school and now i can look forward to leaveing this retard infested country (united states) and look forward to learning aborad and then immigrating. Gabe sleep now:)

nerdcore rising

ok if you've never heard mcfrontalot then find him now!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR DIE. ok with that done u should go to there site at nerdcorerisingthemovie.com to get a showing at your local movie place. heres some vid made with the mc and his friends Gabe (not me) and tycho form penny arcade breaking up one of his songs.

im a falure (and some other stuff)

ok so i recently sent a girl a letter declaring my love for her and her responce was a very polite go away "we don't know each other" and i've been told to move on but it is hard if you know any geeks you know that atracting the oppiste sex is hard and is full of faliure and depertion. she is the most beautiful and intelligent person in my school and she wants nothing to do with me.T_T
ok time for stuff i say on the interwebs. penny arcades new comic is out and makes complete sense. this next vid is also oddly ture and comes out soon i think but this adds to the japan is awesome list. oh and did anyone else think that the grind house theme was going to play.


just got bioshock (i'm poor so games come to me very slowly) and i enjoyed this review no matter all the mean things he says. gabe sleep now bye:)

this is why i love japan

ok so in japan they have theme cafes for every wird otaku fetuis like french maid cafe, goth maid cafe, anime cosplay cafe, and now train conductor cafe. this palce is real you can find it in the akihabara section of tokyo, oh and they have just as many theme cafes for women to. (sorry for no translation, it basicly says how the place works, and i'll post some of the other cafes later they have some pertty funny and really creepy ones out there hears a taste "teenage girls bedroom cafe" ten bucks and the waiteress will slap you)

soulja boy done right

the up'en comin rapper soulja boy is shit but this remix is not

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more stuff

some may argue about these weapon picks n=but he's pertty on the mark with most.

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this guy's a genius

if you don't know danny choo well he's the guy in all the dancing storm trooper vids and you sould check his site at dannychoo.com it doubles as an amazing japan blog. oh and here's the icing on the cake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0dIpYw75jA

watch and learn why the british are awsome

first outing

so this is my first and it only exists from sher boredom and running out of cat tranquialers (joke). due to the fact that i don't even own a printer the blog will most lokely be no more then text (sorry lazy people :P) and poorly made ms paint pics. so with all this down let me rank. otaku for those not in the know means nerd, dork and geek in japanese. I am insane about japan and will be transfering to a magnet school next year that will teach me japanese then send me over where i will then burn my passport and not have to come back to this shit hole of a nation (U.S.). i'll post more on japan and all the otaku culture i can find but for now Gabe out:)